Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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