Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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