Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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