I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
She is in my trunk
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
