thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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