that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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