Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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