I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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