What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The uberlube is also flammable
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
