Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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