Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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