Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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