If i come over, it means nothing
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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