Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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