this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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