You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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