i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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