brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Text me some of your sweat
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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