If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
its not stalking. its research.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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