I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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