god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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