You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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