i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Life is so much better after having sex.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
God, I missed his penis.
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