I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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