tell your sister to shave her snatch
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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