My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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