Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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