Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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