So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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