i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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