im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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