omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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