nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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