talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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