Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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