I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
literally had 100 drinks last night.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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