I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so explain again why im purple
no
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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