you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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