Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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