Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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