i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Dick very happy bro
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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