Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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