She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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