He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I party with great urgency now.
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