there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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