So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
