Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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