glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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