if i died would you start the facebook group?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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