Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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