Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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