we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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