So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We left an ass print on the piano.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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