Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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