Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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