Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She even gives head with a lisp.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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