Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
it glows. i had to have it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's official drugs can't kill me
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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