no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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